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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Motion Picture Meltdown Season 3/ Episode 14: Creature, Creature, Double Feature!

Obviously not an Alien Rip-OffHello listeners, and welcome to Motion Picture Meltdown's Double Creature Feature! This week, Mark, Philip, and myself (along with Three-Meats' Cheats in the background) go over the 1985 Sci-fy thriller Creature as well as the new film Creature from 2011. In this terrible creature filled fuck-fest we discuss what's scarier, Louisiana swamps, Outer space, or the bottom of the ocean. We talk about the pros and cons of having incestuous sisters, and the all around creepiness of being names Klaus. Hope you enjoy!

Also! If you're into Comics, cards, and games, head down to EMPIRE COMICS off of Charlestown Rd, New Albany, IN. There is no place better in the area! Right now George is having 30% on all his  WALKING DEAD trades, so hurry down and grab some awesomeness.

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Click here to listen to Creature, Creature, Double Feature!

Titties and lesbians always add points to terrible movies. Pick up in the rubber alligator isle at Wal-Mart. Not bad for....2011?! Rapey Combo Super-Sized Rapey. I think every 1980's monster died by shitty CGI lightning bolts


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