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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.

Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Entries in Action Movies (28)

Wednesday
Sep272017

MPM: Ep. 286 - Protect And Serve

Hey everyone! Welcome again to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Cheats picks a couple more cop movies for us to roast this week, and they really are the cream of the crop when it comes to perfect MPM movies. We go through Samurai Cop and Maniac Cop. In this episode, you'll hear us create our own undead occupation movies, Phil talks about how tired of watching porn he is, and we all shame Amazon Prime for their subtitle bot. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Sep062017

MPM: Ep. 284 - The Fast & The Furyan

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Some life got in the way this week, so we decided to release an old episode that we had in the bank left over from Trilogy Month! Yay for surprises! In this episode, yours truly picked the Riddick Trilogy, and we roast through Pitch Black, The Chronicles Of Riddick, and Riddick. You'll hear us talk about what special powers we wish our eyes had, we all have a problem with the Necromongers, and we discuss why there's always that one guy that fucks things up. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Aug232017

MPM: Ep. 282 - The Land Down Under!

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart picks a couple of Australian movies for us to watch this week, one based on the The Most Dangerous Game, called Turkey Shoot as well as a lesser-known 80's creature feature, Razorback. In this episode, we create our own Australian deadly Cryptic animals, Phil does really terrible Aussie accents, and we definitely don't promote downloading things illegally. Enjoy!

 

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Sunday
Apr302017

MPM: Ep. 269 - Dammed To Hell

Hey everyone! We're giving you a special extra episode this week to finish up Action April and prepare for the The Monster Month of May. In this episode of Motion Picture Meltdown, I pick a couple of Jean-Claude Van Damme movies for us to roast through. This week we touch up on In Hell and Sudden Death. You'll hear us rank our top five action stars, we take a look at how close Sudden Death is to Die Hard, and deicde that Ghost Moth is a pretty good band name. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Apr262017

MPM: Ep 268 - Everyone Wants An Uzi, Go Uzi, Go!

Hey everyone! We've got another action-packed episode of Motion Picture Meltdown for you, and we couldn't have Action April without the action master himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger! Phil takes the reigns of the picks this week and chooses one of his favorite Arnold movies, True Lies as well as having us all give "old man Arnold" a chance and watch one of his more recent films, Sabotage. In this episode you'll hear why James Cameron never went through with a True Lies sequel, we all create our own sequels to Arnold movies, and Dehart talks about how much he hates the characters in Sabotage. Enjoy!

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