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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 273 - Aliens Don't Like Head

Hey everyone! Welcome to the last episode of the Monster Month Of May from Motion Picture Meltdown! Trust me, you're going to need these movies when you find out what we have in store for June. This week, I make the picks and decide to do a couple of monster-alien movies. We go through a couple of foreign flicks in Grabbers as well as John Boyega's pre-Star Wars fame, Attack The Block. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our least-favorite movie alines, we research what English handcuffs look like, and argue about the importance of glow-in-the-dark teeth. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 230 - Space Sausage Party

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! I have picked a couple of alien-centered science fiction films this week and although we thought they'd both be good...boy were we wrong. In this episode, we roast through the 1978 remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers as well as the 1985 Academy Award winning Ron Howard film, Cocoon. This week, you'll hear us talk about whether we'd venture to space to see the unimaginable, Phil talks about what a "perfect" movie Cocoon is, and we all agree that Ron Howard is the third world country version of Steven Speilberg. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 224 - Praliens & Dick

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue the Monster Month of May with a couple of picks from Dehart! While not traditionally monsters, these movies can definitely be defended under the monster genre. This week, Dehart chooses Alien vs. Predator and Alien vs. Predator: Requiem. In this episode, you'll hear Phil and myself get uber pissed about non-Arnold people saying Arnold quotes, you'll hear us argue over what a compitent director is, and Phil creates a new ice cream flavor. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 222 - Blob, Bringer of Justice! 


Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week I pick the movies specifically to gross out Cheats, and we roast through a couple of awesome goo-filled horror classics from the 1980's, chock full of practical effects. In this episode we go through The Stuff and the 1988 remake of The Blob. In this episode, you'll hear us come up with our own generic brands, Phil gets a little bother by how disturbing 80's sexual assault logic is, and we all wish our names were as cool as Chocolate Chip Charlie. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 218 - Yo, (Insemi)Noid!


Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! I picked the movies this week, as we jump back into the bread and butter (and pickled eggs?) of our podcast by roasting a couple of 1980's alien movies. In this episode, we get our fill of goop while we cover Inseminoid as well as an equally gooey and somehow even more messed up, Xtro. This week you'll hear us talk about our preferred method of planetary infiltration travel, Cheats will complain about goo and terrible movies (again), and Dehart wants to know why there isn't more inseminating. Enjoy!

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