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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 262 - Ah Ah Meetings

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We haven't done a themed month in a while, so Dehart had the grand idea to do a trilogy theme for March. Cheats kicks things off with by picking the Cornetto Trilogy which consists of three movies starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, and directed by Edgar Wright. This week we go through Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, & The World's End. In this episode, we talk about our most feard "apoc-u-lips" monsters, we talk about the progression of Simon Pegg's characters, and talk about how much of a twat David is. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 257 - Ya'll Got Any More Of That Warp Drive?

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Finally the circle has come around to where I get to choose the movies, and I decide to make us roast through a couple science themed 80's movies. This week we go through My Science Project and Weird Science. In this episode, you'll hear us decide on out real/fictional science partners, we discuss the importance of a jerk-off room, and finally find a movie where Dennis Hopper isn't a douche. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 187 - The Mullet Scale, Zero to 100

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episod eof Motion Picture Meltdown! We are two weeks away from the end of our summer podcasts, but this week Cheats, Phil, Dehart and I go back to camp, but this time it is much less frightening! We go through the comedy "classic" Reitman/Murray film Meatballs as well as a newer take on comedy with a roast through Wet Hot American Summer. In this episode you will hear us all talk about about what fantasy camp counselor we would pick, we describe the mullet scale for Dehart, and we all get a little uncomfortable by Bill Murray. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 186 - The Terminator of Vacations

 Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our summer themed episodes by finally taking that summer vacation we've all needed for so long! This week, Phil, Cheats, Dehart and myself go over two of the best comedies in film existence in National Lampoon's Vacation as well as The Great Outdoors. With a podcast filled with John Hughes, Harold Ramis, Chevy Chase, John Candy and Dan Akroyd, how could you possibly NOT listen? In this episode, we all talk about our worst summer vacations, we dive into some darker themes of Clark Griswald's character, and we discuss the job title of "bear bald ass applicant". Enjoy!


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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 128 - They Pissed Away The Budget...And Kevin Costner Gargled It.

 Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Philip, Dehart, and myself decide to jump into the future and roast through a couple of post-apocalyptic movies! We go through a lesser known Golan Globus film America 3000 as well as a more well-known big budget hit, Waterworld. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our qualms with 80's music being popular 900(?) years in the future, we decide the new tagline for Waterworld, and ask ourselves why Kevin Costner can't make a movie under 3 hours long. Enjoy!

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