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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.

Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Wednesday
Jul262017

MPM: Ep. 278 - Wally Winka's Wax Factory

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart brings us back into the horror realm (sort of), and picks the movies for us this week. In this episode, we roast through Waxwork and it's sequel, Waxwork II: Lost In Time. You'll hear us talk about which museum exhibits would draw us in to death, I talk about how much better Waxwork would be if Joe Dante directed it, and Phil has a problem with the everlasting concept of "magic, motherfucker". Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Jul122017

MPM: Ep. 277 - Don't Rock The Chestnut Cart

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We decided there was no way in hell we could watch any more Mockbusters, so we decided to do a couple of Jackie Chan movies instead. Strangely enough, we haven't done ANY Jackie Chan movies ever, so these were a real treat for us. Cheats chooses the movies for us this week, and we go through Rush Hour and The Shinjuku Incident. In this episode, we discuss whether heroes are allowed to be racist to villains, we talk about Jackie Chan as a villain, and discuss the Jackie Chan weapons we want to see. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Jun282017

MPM: Ep. 276 - The Jim Carrey School Of Faces

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue Mockbuster Month with a couple of terrible superhero movie mockbusters. Sean Moriarty from the Nerds on Film podcast helps us roast through Avengers Grimm and Sinister Squad. In this episode, we all pick our own public domain teams, we make fun of washed up TV movie actors, and we all seem to disagree on which movie is worse. Enjoy!

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Tuesday
Jun202017

MPM: Ep. 275 - The Mariana Treach

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry for the small delay, but we're continuing on with Mockbuster Month and doing a couple of Dehart's picks. This we really scrape the bottom of the Asylum barrel and roast through Alien vs. Hunter as well as Atlantic Rim. In this episode, you'll hear us come up with our own "versus" Mockbusters, we make the poorest of the poorest puns, and some force above doesn't want us to watch these movies and podcast anymore. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Jun072017

MPM: Ep. 274 - The Magnificent Sideburns 

Hey everyone! Now that May is over and we're headed into the Summer, we've decided to have our first-ever Mockbuster Month! You've heard of Summer Blockbusters right? Well this month is completely dedicated to movies released that are trying to ride the coat-tails of those big Summer hits. This week Cheats picks the movies and we go through Android Cop as well as Dead 7. In this episode, you'll hear us create our own Mockbusters, we talk about how lazy these movies are, and Cheats starts to hate the thing she loves. Enjoy!

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