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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 272 - Godzilla: A Love Story

Hey everyone! We're on week 3 of Motion Picture Meltdown's Monster Month of May! In this episode, Phil picks the movies and decided we should roast a bunch of fire-breathing lizards. We go through the 1998 blockbuster Godzilla as well as the lesser-known creature feature from 2002, Reign Of Fire. This week, you'll us describe scores that ruin movies for us, Phil bitches about size consistency in movies again, and we think there should be an Oscar for gaining/losing weight for movies. Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep. 223 - Lady Gagzilla


Hey everyone! That awesome time of year is upon us once again as Motion Picture Meltdown brings you our annual Monster Month of May!!! Every year in May we make every week's episode solely about monster movies. Cheats picks this weeks movies and has us kick off the month in style by roasting through a couple of "Giant Monster" movies. In this episode, we roast through the surprisingly awesome Gamera: Guardian of the Universe and the absolute shitshow Toho follow-up to the American released failure, Godzilla 2000. You'll hear us create a Kaiju, you'll hear us trash talk all of the terrible dubbing, and you'll hear how stupid Phil thinks it is that Gamera has rocket boosters. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown - Monster Month of May: Episode 121: McGilla Godzilla

Hello everyone! Welcome back to the Monster Month of May presented by Motion Picture Meltdown! We've roasted some conventional monsters and now we've moved to the giant monster cateogry! In this episode, our friend and Godzilla specialist extrodinaire Jacob joins Phil, Dehart, and myself as we go over the original 1954 Godzilla, the original 1933 King Kong as well as touch up on it's remakes, and finish up with the travesty that was Godzilla vs. King Kong. You will hear us discuss the effects of using the deoxygenizer above the water, argue over the basis of how big Godzilla really is, as well as learn how much Jacob has spent on his most precious Godzilla item. Enjoy!

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