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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.

Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Wednesday
Sep202017

MPM: Ep. 285 - Swing Your Monkey, Round N Round.

Hey everyone! Welcome back for another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we celebrate the life (and a couple movies) of the recently deceased horror-directing great, George A. Romero. We go through a couple of his lesser-known movies in Martin and Monkey Shines. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our favorite Romero flicks, why Capuchin monkeys are better for movies than Chimps, and whether Vampirism counts as Munchausen's. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Aug092017

MPM: Episode 280 - Scatman Begins

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Because I couldn't stop stroking it to Joe Dante a few weeks ago, I decided to pick a couple Dante movies (sort-of) for this week's podcast. We go through one his newer movie, The Hole, as well as one of my favorite anthlogy movies ever, Twilight Zone: The Movie. In this episode, we talk about how you shouldn't be able to make movies after you get someone killed, we talk about our favorite anthology TV show series, and how Dante is one of the best 80's directors ever. Enjoy!

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Saturday
Aug052017

MPM: Ep. 279 - Sharticular Puns On Porpoise

Hey everyone! Welcome to another special (and late) Shark Week episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Once again Ed joins us as we dive in to another couple of shitty shark movies this year. In this episode, we go through one of the worst movies we've ever podcasted in Shark Exorcist as well as a 90 minute Go-Pro Ad, The Shallows. You'll hear us create our own demonic animal movies, Phil argues about using technology in movies, and not backing it up, and Dehart once again reveals his hatred for whales. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Jul262017

MPM: Ep. 278 - Wally Winka's Wax Factory

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart brings us back into the horror realm (sort of), and picks the movies for us this week. In this episode, we roast through Waxwork and it's sequel, Waxwork II: Lost In Time. You'll hear us talk about which museum exhibits would draw us in to death, I talk about how much better Waxwork would be if Joe Dante directed it, and Phil has a problem with the everlasting concept of "magic, motherfucker". Enjoy!

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Wednesday
May312017

MPM: Ep. 273 - Aliens Don't Like Head

Hey everyone! Welcome to the last episode of the Monster Month Of May from Motion Picture Meltdown! Trust me, you're going to need these movies when you find out what we have in store for June. This week, I make the picks and decide to do a couple of monster-alien movies. We go through a couple of foreign flicks in Grabbers as well as John Boyega's pre-Star Wars fame, Attack The Block. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our least-favorite movie alines, we research what English handcuffs look like, and argue about the importance of glow-in-the-dark teeth. Enjoy!

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