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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 269 - Dammed To Hell

Hey everyone! We're giving you a special extra episode this week to finish up Action April and prepare for the The Monster Month of May. In this episode of Motion Picture Meltdown, I pick a couple of Jean-Claude Van Damme movies for us to roast through. This week we touch up on In Hell and Sudden Death. You'll hear us rank our top five action stars, we take a look at how close Sudden Death is to Die Hard, and deicde that Ghost Moth is a pretty good band name. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.


Hey everyone! Happy New Year and welcome back for another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're done with our request month and now back into the regular rotation of things (thank God?). This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off. In this episode, Cheats, Phil, Dehart and myself talk about what actor/character's faces we'd like to display on our walls or wear around, we talk about Lance Hendrickson's ridiculous one-off golden gun, and talk about what kind of Face Off memorabilia we'd all like to have. Enjoy!

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Timecop for SNES - unitedcypher Talks Over Games

Unitedcypher Talks Over Games is just that - The staff of unitedcypher.com plays a video game so you don't have to, all the while making observations on it's quality.  In Episode 5 of uTOG's Hidden Gems, Buried Shit of the Super Nintendo Series, we play another game based on a movie.  It's time for Timecop.  It's a platformer with digitized characters and in retrospect has almost nothing to do with the movie.  Join us in mocking this awful game.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 12 - The Van Dammathon.

I have the power!!!!

Hello once again! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we travel back into my comfort zone, in the cushiony pillowyness of the 1980's as Mark, Philip, Trav and I it up a rarity in the MPM world and take on two martial arts movies, and combine some familiarity as we throw in Jean-Claude Van Damme and roast Bloodsport  and Kickboxer. There's no shortage of Asian racism in this one, as we discuss the full weapons grade bolognium that goes on. We talk about how being able to shimmy doesn't make you a badass, sometimes being the hero costs more money, and lets face it, anyone that gets a coconut dropped on their stomach from 100 feet isn't going to be ok. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 2/Episode 18 - Never Surrender to Cyborgs!

Who doesn't like being black, playing basketball, riding your bike, and listening to rap at the same time?Hello everyone! Welcome to the season finale of Motion Picture Meltdown - Season 2! In this episode, Mark and I tear apart two horrible Jean-Claude Van Damme films, in No Retreat, No Surrender, and Cyborg. We decided to pick two of JCVD's most terrible and hilariously cheesy movies to finish out this season. We want to apologize for the inconsistency that plagued our podcasts all season long, and we promise to get our shit together and on a regular basis for Season 3, which starts in late February/ early March! In this episode, Mark and I discuss the importance of cock push-ups to cardio, how many stereotypical traits can be jammed into a stereotypical character in one scene, and how thankful we were that Cyborg wasn't actually Masters of The Universe 2. Enjoy and see you next season!

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