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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.

Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Wednesday
Sep142016

MPM: Ep. 240 - John Carpenter's The F-O-Double G

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, I pick a couple of movies to celebrate the original Scream Queen, Jamie Lee Curtis! In this episode, we go through two films from 1980 that really helped kick off Jamie's career post Halloween. We check out Terror Train and John Carpenter's The Fog. You'll hear us debate over the best Carpenter score, we talk about how The Fog was really just a bad day after 4/20, and Philip really, really doesn't like Terror Train. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Oct072015

MPM: Ep. 194 - Shrodinger's Punch

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This October, we have decided to devote the entire month to acclaimed horror directors and roast through two movies each week! To kick things off, we are joined by The Pod People Podcast host Joel Mengel, and go through a couple of movies by horror master John Carpenter. This week we roast through In The Mouth of Madness as well as The Prince of Darkness. In this episode, you'll hear us pick one movie to be originally made or remade by John Carpenter, you'll hear my re-casting of the lead actor in Prince of Darkness, and you'll hear us give Cheats lots of shit for sleeping during the podcast. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
May062015

MPM: Ep. 172 - Everybody Gets A Flamethrower!

Hey everyone! The Monster Month of May has begun for Motion Picture Meltdown! The podcasts each week for the entire month will be dedicated to some of our favorite, and least favorite monster movies! In this episode, we go over a horror movie that is on the top five list for all three of us, in John Carpenter's The Thing as well as the 2011 prequel to the film, The Thing....I know, original, right? In this episode, you'll hear us talk about what names we could come up with for a prequel without calling it the same thing, Phil and I trial by combat over the necessity of the prequel, and we decide telling "fuck you" to an alien, is really the only acceptable thing you can do. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Mar252015

MPM: Ep. 166 - Wyld Vampyres Rule!

  

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil, Dehart and I jump back into the horror genre and take on a couple of our guilty pleasure vampire movies. We roast through the 1980'a classic The Lost Boys as well as one of the few John Carpenter movies we hadn't collectively seen already, John Carpenter's Vampires. In this episode, we all talk about our favorite guilty pleasure vampire movies, we discuss our hatred for the Baldwins, Phil talks about the first and second rule about vampire hunting, and we all wish to see more sweaty wrestler saxophone playing frontmen. Enjoy!

 

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Wednesday
Jul302014

Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 132 - Subliminal Sext Messaging

Hello everyone! Welcome to episode #132 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Phil, Dehart, and myself go over a couple of former wrestler-turned actor movies...and for once it isn't Hulk Hogan! We jump back into the 80's and go over a couple of "Rowdy" Roddy Piper movies. We roast through the cult classic Hell Comes To Frogtown as well as the John Carpenter great, They Live. In this episode, we talk about the triumphs that come with wearing a Mercedes symbol around your neck, we claim that Keith David is just evil Morgan Freeman, and talk about the constant sexualization of advertisement. Enjoy!

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