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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 273 - Aliens Don't Like Head

Hey everyone! Welcome to the last episode of the Monster Month Of May from Motion Picture Meltdown! Trust me, you're going to need these movies when you find out what we have in store for June. This week, I make the picks and decide to do a couple of monster-alien movies. We go through a couple of foreign flicks in Grabbers as well as John Boyega's pre-Star Wars fame, Attack The Block. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about our least-favorite movie alines, we research what English handcuffs look like, and argue about the importance of glow-in-the-dark teeth. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 243 - The Word Of The Day Is Splinter!

Happy October everyone! This month, Motion Picture Meltdown is doing ALL Halloween-themed movies. You'll see Vampires, Werewolves, Witches, & More! Phil gets to pick first and choose a couple of vamp movies. He picks Van Helsing from 2004, which sucks...no pun intended, and one of the most 90's stink movies we've reviewed, Buffy The Vampire Slayer. In this episode, you'll hear us decide on our favorite movie vampires, Cheats tries to defend Van Helsing to no avail,  and we all agree on how creepy Donald Southerland is. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 229 - It's Frye Way Or The Highway

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Phil picks the movies and chooses a couple to get us all in the summer feel of things. In this episode, we go through Fast Times At Ridgemont High and the popular fan-favorite Ferris Bueller's Day Off. You'll hear us all talk about our lame-ass attempts at not skipping school, Cheats argues that Cameron is the main character, while Phil argues that Ferris is all a figment of Cameron's imaginantion. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 197 - Log in to the TNDB

Happy Halloween everyone!Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're finishing up our horror-director themed month by hitting some movies that most people may not have known were directed by the zombie-master himself, George Romero. This week Dehart, Cheats, Phil and myself roast through the two Stephen King/George Romero projects, The Dark Half and the horror anthology fan-favorite, Creepshow. In this episode, you'll hear us discuss our favorite horror anthologies, we talk about how no sane person would ever let themselves be buried alive, and we talk about the our new invention, The Terrible Names Data Base. Enjoy!

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