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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 284 - The Fast & The Furyan

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Some life got in the way this week, so we decided to release an old episode that we had in the bank left over from Trilogy Month! Yay for surprises! In this episode, yours truly picked the Riddick Trilogy, and we roast through Pitch Black, The Chronicles Of Riddick, and Riddick. You'll hear us talk about what special powers we wish our eyes had, we all have a problem with the Necromongers, and we discuss why there's always that one guy that fucks things up. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 283 - Wacky Willy's Inflatable Arm Flailing Scalpel Men

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil picks a couple of movies off of an "underrated Science Fiction movies" list, and we go through the post-apocalyptic sports movie, The Blood Of Heroes as well as the 2007 Alex Garldand/Danny Boyle collaboration, Sunshine. In this episode, you'll hear about the futuristic jobs we'd do, we debate common sense vs. nobility, and Cheats tells a bunch of shit about LARPING we don't give a shit about. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 282 - The Land Down Under!

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart picks a couple of Australian movies for us to watch this week, one based on the The Most Dangerous Game, called Turkey Shoot as well as a lesser-known 80's creature feature, Razorback. In this episode, we create our own Australian deadly Cryptic animals, Phil does really terrible Aussie accents, and we definitely don't promote downloading things illegally. Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep. 281 - Space Madness Is No Excuse For Space Rudeness

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Cheats finally picks a couple of decent movies for us to watch, as we explore through a couple future cop movies that none of had ever seen. We check out the Kathryn Bigelow/James Cameron flick Strange Days and of course another one from Peter Hyams, Outland. In this episode we create our fictional cop teams, talk about how much we hate Tom Sizemore, and debate the laws in future space mining colonies. Enjoy!

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MPM: Episode 280 - Scatman Begins

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Because I couldn't stop stroking it to Joe Dante a few weeks ago, I decided to pick a couple Dante movies (sort-of) for this week's podcast. We go through one his newer movie, The Hole, as well as one of my favorite anthlogy movies ever, Twilight Zone: The Movie. In this episode, we talk about how you shouldn't be able to make movies after you get someone killed, we talk about our favorite anthology TV show series, and how Dante is one of the best 80's directors ever. Enjoy!

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