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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.

Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Thursday
Jan052017

MPM: Ep. 254 - Nobody Puts Baby In The Trash Can

We're Back! After a few very hectic weeks, Motion Picture Meltdown is back on schedule, and we're finishing up the last two request episodes from December before we get back to our regularly picked podcasts. This week we honor Joel Mengel by going through Halloween: The Curse Of Michael Myers, but specifically the Producer's cut. We're also going through Spring's pick, The Killing Box/Grey Knight/Ghost Brigade/Lost Brigade. In this episode, we wonder why the hell a movie has four titles, we talk about what we'd hate the most about being Santa, and discuss how done we are with the Michael Myers bullshit. Enjoy!

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Friday
Dec162016

MPM: Ep. 253 - Xavier's School Of Vampires & Monsters

Hey everyone! We've reached week three of our December requests month and yes, unfortunately we are still alive to deal with more of our listener picks. Ex-MPM Host Mark "The Shark" Hinton threw us a bit of a bone, by having us review a 1980's horror cult classic, Cellar Dweller and Ben from the Culturally Ill Podcast originally suggested we review the first three Twilight movies, but we boycotted that and settled for doing the first one. In this episode, we talk about the Holiday powers we wish we had, I get insanely pissed at Twilight for using the term "vampires", and we all wish Jefferey Combs was in a little more of everything. Enjoy!

 

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Friday
Dec092016

MPM: Ep. 252 - The Tijuana Cranberries

Hello everyone! We hope you're having a better Holiday season than us, because we're having to sit through some really terrible shit for you requesters out there. We've reached episode 2 of December Reqeust month here at Motion Picture Metldown. In this episode, we roast through Sean Moriarty's pick, Petey Wheatstraw. We should have told him to roast this himself on Nerds on Film. Our second movie is one of the absolutely worst movies we're ever reviewed. Jon requests us all to kill ourselves by watching Foodfight!. In this episode, you'll hear us talk about what we would do to make a Christmas animated story worse, Phil gets tired of Kung-Fu, and we all agree that Foodfight! gave Charlie Sheen AIDS. Enjoy!

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Thursday
Dec012016

MPM: Ep. 251 - Thank You For The Mammaries

Hello everyone and welcome to another great Request Month from Motion Picture Meltdown! Every December we take requests from our listeners, and then put ourselves through the worst cinematic pain possible, and roast the movies YOU pick. We kick things off this week by roasting through Eli's pick, Malibu Express as well as Dustin's pick, Child's Play. Joke's on you guys, we didn't hate these movies nearly as much as you thought we would! You'll hear us start to gear up for the Holidays by talking about Christmas movies we're sick of, Phil seems like he's awfully tired of boobs, and we talk about how easy it is to football punt a doll. Enjoy!

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Tuesday
Nov292016

MPM: Ep. 250 - Nobody Here But Us Whackers

Hello everyone! We hope you had a fantastic Thanksgiving weekend, and although we took a little break, we're back to finish up November's episodes before we get into the grueling request month of December. Thanks for all the AWFUL picks, by the way! This week on Motion Picture Meltdown, Dehart gives us a couple of John Waters flicks to gobble up. We were skeptical going into these, especially after Pink Flamingos. In this episodes, we roast through Serial Mom and Cecil B. Demented. You'll hear us talk about who we'd kidnap and bring on the podcast, we talk about how Serial Mom's judicial situation probably isn't too far off from the truth, and there might be a little more to John Waters than shock value. Enjoy!

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