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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 8 - The Conan O'Barbarian Show

Crush Your Enemies!

Welcome everyone, to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Mark, Philip, Travis, and myself once again take to the 80's (aren't we always in the 80's?) and take a look at two early Arnold Schwarzenegger movies in Conan: The Barbarian and Conan: The Destroyer. Although there are tons of cartoons, toys, comics, and novels made...these two movies go back to the very cinematic roots of Conan. In this week's podcast, we talk about the sheer poorness of making a giant muppet snake, the fact that yes, the audience can tell when a monster is wearing a Halloween mask, and the amount of minutes that should take place between punching animals in the face. Enjoy!



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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 7 - I Want Candy!

Uncle Buck - Former Amateur Dentist.

Hello everyone! Welcome once again to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We know we're slightly behind, but promise we're working hard to catch up and bring you more great, hilarious episodes to come! In this episode, Mark, Philip, and myself podcast a couple movies starring one of the greatest comedian actor of all-time, John Candy! We go through the 1989 favorite Uncle Buck, as well as the 1993 Disney film, Cool Runnings. In this podcast, we discuss the lack of fat, funny comedians in this day and age, we go over the basics of getting out of going to school, and also come to the agreement that Jamacains and Brazilians are pretty much the same thing. Enjoy!

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UCP S3E03: The Bunghole Beautification Bureau

Join the gang as they discuss various topics while some being stuck on the newly discovered concept (to us anyway) of the phenomenon known as the asshole tattoo.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 6 - Pee Wee's Podcast!

I pity da fool who don't listen to this podcast!

Hello again! Welcome to another episode of the fantastical supershow that is Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Philip, Mark, and myself dive once again into the 80's and enjoy the ride as we roast Tim Burton's  Pee Wee's Big Adventure, and then let the dust settle as we muster up the guts to sit through Big Top Pee Wee. In this episode we go through our Tim Burton do's and don'ts, we go through the ridiculously random cast of the sequel, as well talk about Paul Reubens' fantastic job of solidifying Pee Wee Herman into a pop culture icon. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 5 - The Master of Muppets!

You...DO...see my codpiece don't you Sarah?

Hello again, and welcome to another fantastical episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Mark, Philip, and myself dive back into our 80's childhoods once more to swim around in the glitter-filled puppetry that are Jim Henson's The Dark Crystal and The Labyrinth. In this episode we decide the rankings of how good things are by the amount of glitter involved, the fact that you don't even need real actors to make a successful movie, the difference between kids movies today and back then, and that if it looks like a gelfling, and smells like a gelfling, it more than likely is probably a gelfling. Enjoy!

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