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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM S507: Super Ghosts and Ghouls

No. Just NO!

Hey everyone! Thanks for checking out another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown up in this bitch! We're back on track with things and have taken another jump back into the 80's to roast through a couple of classic ghost movies for you guys. In this episode, we go over the 1986 version of House as well one of our favorite horror classics, Poltergiest. In this episode, we talk about "Bull from Night Court's" miraculous return to MPM, sheer scariest in the simplest of camera angles and light work, and the fact that creepy clowns bring out the worst in people. They just need to stop. Enjoy!

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MPM S5E06: Carcarodon Crapcharias

Let's Eat This DoucheBag!

Hello Everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry for the delay, but we are back on schedule and have some great episodes coming up for you guys! In this episode, Phil couldn't get away from his faithful horse masturbating job for 30 minutes to watch a couple of truly shitty movies. In this episode, Mark "The Shark" (although may change his nickname after these movies) roast through Sand Sharks and the foreign Australian film, Bait. In this podcast, we talk about the sheer stupidity of sharks that swim through sand, terrible Diamond Dallas Page look alikes, and Brooke Hogan's ultimate warrior legs. Enjoy!


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MPM S5E05: Where There's a Willow, There's a Way.

Fat Mardigan

Hello everyone! Welcome again to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Unfortunately (or is it?) Mark couldn't join us this week, as he was on a journey in the netherealm that is known as Louisiana. However, nothing stops MPM as Philip and I treked on without his fat ass. In this episode, Philip and I roast through one of Philips favorite childhood movies, Willow, as well as another movie that has possibly the most deceiving cover art of all time, Dreamscape. We talk about the carreer ups, downs, and wides of Val Kilmer, the importance of midgets to movies in the 80's, and how George Lucas creature design is always recognizeable. Enjoy!

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MPM S5E04: Let's Kick Some Ash!

Not crazy. At all.

Hello everyone! In celebration of the remake release of Evil Dead, Mark, Philip, and myself have decided to do a special surprise episode of Motion Picture Meltdown over the original 1981 horror cult-classic Evil Dead, as well as one of its well-liked sequels, Army of Darkness. In this episode, we talk about some of the history between Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi, the magic of terrible stop-motion claymation, and how sometimes really terrible, cheesy acting can go a long way in enjoying a movie. Also, via Mark, go see the new Evil Dead remake! Its not for the light-hearted, and is super gruesome! Enjoy!

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MPM S5E03: An American Werewolf in MPM

Horror at its best!

Hello everyone! Welcome again to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This episode, Mark, Philip, and myself jump back into the horror genre, and go over possibly the best werewolf movie of all time, An American Werewolf In London as well as possibly one of the worst in existence in the "sequel", An American Werewolf In Paris. Check it out, and you'll hear us talk about proper special effects etiquette in horror movies, why all werewolves have to sound like demon spawn, and why John Landis simply and utterly kicks ass. Enjoy!

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