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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/ Episode 14 - There Should Only Be None.

That was the best lightning sex I've ever had.

Hello everyone! Welcome to another epic episode of Motion Picture Meltdown!  I know its been a short time since the last release, but we're trying to get back on schedule, and the Halloween episode was kind of a treat (or trick? mwhaha) for you guys. In this episode, Mark, Philip, and myself roast two of possibly the most retarded movies up to date. We roast Highlander and Highlander: The Quickening. In this podcast we go over the pure retardation that is Sean Connery acting as an Egyptian Scottish Spainard, the many non-ethnic faces of Christopher Lambert, being possessed by the devil doesn't compare to a wife's love, and that if you're immortal, you automatically can make subway trains go 500mph. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 12 - The Van Dammathon.

I have the power!!!!

Hello once again! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we travel back into my comfort zone, in the cushiony pillowyness of the 1980's as Mark, Philip, Trav and I it up a rarity in the MPM world and take on two martial arts movies, and combine some familiarity as we throw in Jean-Claude Van Damme and roast Bloodsport  and Kickboxer. There's no shortage of Asian racism in this one, as we discuss the full weapons grade bolognium that goes on. We talk about how being able to shimmy doesn't make you a badass, sometimes being the hero costs more money, and lets face it, anyone that gets a coconut dropped on their stomach from 100 feet isn't going to be ok. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 11 - Video Game Movie Smoothie!

Super Scope Circa 1994.

Hey Paizzanos! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This episode, Mark, Philip, Travis, and myself leave our 80's comfort zone to talk about some of the WORST video game movie adaptations in existence. We all know how bad video game movies are, so when we say the worst, we mean absolutely craptastic! Together we roast Super Mario Bros and Double Dragon! Some things to listen for in this episode are our opinions of of the logic of making a video game movie that has nothing to do with the game, what exactly is so hard about using red and green overalls in the wardrobe, and honestly, those 1990's pump up Reebok's didn't do shit. Enjoy!



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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 10 - It Happens To The Estevez. 

Copright anyone?

Hello everyone! Welcome once again to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this episode, Mark, Philip, and myself get back into our comfort zone (the 1980's) and review some serious pieces of crap. With doing a Martin Sheen movie last week, we only felt it natural that we round out the Estevez family as we roast Stephen King's Maximum Overdrive and the ever flamboyant 1986 flick The Wraith, starring none other than seven-gram rock banger himself, Charlie Sheen. In this podcast, you'll hear such things as Philip trying to find logic in a movie about killer machines, some serious creeper responses to rejections, and Mark say the word "Coke" at least 350 times. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 9 - Kiss My Harry Alf.

I will snap this thing's neck!Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this podcast, we're bored to tears as Mark, Philip, Travis, and myself take on two of America's favorite classic television creatures as we roast Harry and the Hendersons and the 1996 made-for-tv movie Project: ALF. These movies really suck. In fact, they suck so much, that half the podcast doesn't even focus on them! Be prepared to hear some interesting facts about how one of these movies won an oscar, tons of Multiplicity references, and once again, Mark Hinton explains to us exactly what "Squirt" is. Enjoy!

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