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Listening Guide

This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 289 - Dessert Before Dinner

Hey everyone! Welcome to the first (and probably only) Motion Picture Meltdown's Foodvember! We want you to be as stoked about food this month as we are, and in true little kid fashion, we want our dessert before the main course! This week, Dehart picks the first movies and we go through Ice Cream Man and Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Whether it's from creepy popcorn, cheesy effects, Clint Howard's face, or all out Clownery, we're sure you'll get your fill until the next dish. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 289 - Stephen King Can't Cuss

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We decided we weren't being spooky enough for this Halloween season, so I picked a couple of haunted/possessed vehicle movies. We roast through the 1974 made-for-TV movie, Killdozer, as well as the 1983 John Carpenter film, Christine. In this episode, you'll hear us come up with our own haunted vehicle movies, Phil argues about cop motives for 15 minutes, and we discuss Stephen King's inability to use swear words correctly. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 288 - Terminate Or Educate?

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil picks a couple of Mark L. Lester flicks and we dive into some classic science fiction/horror. In this episode we roast through the Stephen King written Firestarter as well as Class of 1999. You'll hear what we'd give up for special powers, we're not surprised as Cheats hates everything fun, and Phil is incapable of saying Malcolm McDowell. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 287 - Slime Em, Dine Em, 69 Em!

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Dehart picks a couple movies for us to go through, and we go from low-budget horror to creepy science fiction. In this episode, we roast through Slime City and Dark City. You'll hear us create out own bizarre cities, including sticky city and clock city, we talk about how the Matrix may have taken some ideas from Dark City, and debate over the correct colors of slime. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 286 - Protect And Serve

Hey everyone! Welcome again to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Cheats picks a couple more cop movies for us to roast this week, and they really are the cream of the crop when it comes to perfect MPM movies. We go through Samurai Cop and Maniac Cop. In this episode, you'll hear us create our own undead occupation movies, Phil talks about how tired of watching porn he is, and we all shame Amazon Prime for their subtitle bot. Enjoy!

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