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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 261 - Get Off My Mojo

Hey everyone! Welcome to a special Presidential episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! To celebrate President's Day from Monday, we finally get around to roasting through Air Force One as well as a movie that constantly gets confused with Olympus Has Fallen, in White House Down. We get straight political in this episode, and talk about what shitty celebrities would make a better President than Donald Trump, we go into the science behind the Harrison Ford lunge, and we're all torn with each other about White House Down. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 260 - Campbell's Homestyle Suit

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Phil picks a couple of Sci-fi movies this week, and we accidentally end up doing a Bruce Campbell episode. We roast through a couple of his lesser-known movies, Moontrap and Mindwarp. In this episode, we talk about our favorite Sci-fi movie monsters, we question the logic of aliens, and wonder what else Chekhov has done besides Chekhov. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 259 - Everybody's Workin' For The Warden

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Dehart picks a couple of Rutger Hauer movies this week, and we go on a quest to tell whether or not he's a good actor, or whether Blade Runner is an anomaly. This week we roast through Wedlock as well as a movie that Mark had originally requested for December, and we thought we'd escaped, Split Second. In this episode, we create our own monster combinations, we talk about how the exploding head collar is an under-utilized idea, and we finally make our decisions on Rutger Hauer. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 258 - Tiramasku

Hey everyone! Welcome to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats picks the movies and wait for it....picks a couple of Asian Kung-Fu movies. In this episode we roast through The Streetfighter from 1974 and the early 90's gorefest, Ricky-Oh: The Story of Ricky. In this episodes you'll hear about the furthest we would go as mercenaries, we talk about not like surfer dude dubs, and gather that Ricky-Oh is the perfect movie for me. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 257 - Ya'll Got Any More Of That Warp Drive?

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Finally the circle has come around to where I get to choose the movies, and I decide to make us roast through a couple science themed 80's movies. This week we go through My Science Project and Weird Science. In this episode, you'll hear us decide on out real/fictional science partners, we discuss the importance of a jerk-off room, and finally find a movie where Dennis Hopper isn't a douche. Enjoy!

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