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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 2 - Who ya gonna call? Chestbusters!!

Surprise Motha fuckas!!!

Hello everyone! Welcome to this week's episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this episode, Mark, Philip, and myself go over a couple of the best sci-fy movies to ever hit the screen as we go through Ridley Scott's Alien and James Cameron's Aliens. With there not being too much to harp on in these movies, we spend a lot of time talking about the fact that even now, these movies hold up to even the best of the blockbuster films, a couple of interesting tidbits about the directing of Alien, and oh...the size of Sigourney Weaver's 1979 bush. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 1 - Ernest Goes To Motion Picture Meltdown

Authentic Bulgarian Miak.

Hello all of MPM/UC fans out there and welcome to the new and improved United Cypher Website! This week, Mark, Phil, and myself are kicking off Season 4 with a bang as we roast two of one of most well-know kid's franchise ever, Ernest Goes To Camp, and Ernest Scared Stupid. In this episode, we talk about the pop-culture icon that Jim Varney created in Ernest, the dangers of tampering with troll lore, as well as looking up the origin of Bulgarian Miak. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 3/Episode 17 - A Nightmare on Stephen, Mark, and Philip's Street (Season Finale)

This kicks the shit out of modern horror.Hello Motion Picture Maniacs! Welcome to the Season 3 Finale of Motion Picture Meltdown! Don't worry though, we're not taking a break between seasons. Mark and myself have done enough sitting on our asses this year, as we originally had wanted a 25-30 episode season for 3. So we're just breaking it up for download and listening purposes for our four listeners out there.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 3/ Episode 16 - Weathering The Hulkamania

Welfare Expendables.Hello all you Hulkamaniacs, and welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, in a valid attempt to just do two Carl Weathers movies, we slid downhill a bit as we found two Carl Weathers movies that also star none other than our most podcasted MPM Hero, Hulk Hogan!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 3/Episode 15 - Ice To The Third Power!

Brokeneck MountainHello again, and welcome to another amazing episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this episode, Mark, Philip, and myself are joined by Travis to rip apart a couple of movies starring maybe the most important member of the NWA, Ice Cube! Gangster Rapper gone terrible actor is no stranger to MPM as we go over Anaconda and John Carpenter's Ghosts of Mars.

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