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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 3/ Episode 13 - The Dungeon Legend's Master

Bull from Night Court as "Mestiema" aka...SATAN!!!!Hello once again, to all you valiant knights, princes, and fairies out there! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this episode, Mark and I are re-joined by former and now once again full-time MPM co-host Phil "The Kill" Collins (Not from Genesis) as we depict through two movies that are similar in storyline, but not so similar in terms of being good.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 3/Episode 12 - Dinosorryasses

Ground breaking special effects.Hello to our prehistoric podcast listeners!

Mark and I are back as we go to the distant past and dig up two completely fossilized pieces of shit! In this weeks episode we decide to rip apart Theodore Rex, and Adventures in Dinosaur City. Both of these movies were regular rentals of ours when we were kids, and after watching them as adults, we finally understand why we are both as retarded as we are.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 3/Episode 11 - Swamp People

Decent gore for ScyFYHey Swamp Asses, welcome again to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Mark and I discuss DC Comics' Swamp Thing (1982)  and  Marvel Comics'  Man-Thing (2005). Yet again we roast one of the "the great" Wes Craven's films, talk about the lack of budgets in the early 80's, discuss the amount of Playboy models that filled the movies back then, the awfulness of putting a terrible actor in the part of a terrible accent, and why its impossible for ScyFy to make a decent movie. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 3/Episode 10 - The Robocalypse!

Throw Mama From The...YEGADS! OH GOD!Hello everyone, and welcome to this week's episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this podcast, Travis "Hard-on" joins us as a special guest to roast a couple of 1980's killer robot movies. These include Wes Craven's Deadly Friend  and Chopping Mall.

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Motion Picture Meltdown - Season 3/Episode 9 - Masters of Punishment!

Look at little like Vader and Luke?Welcome back, Motion Picture Maniacs! Mark and I have stayed with our word to continue to be motivated to podcast every week, and this week we've decided to dive back into the late 80's with foreign action star, Dolph Lundgren. We've decided to rip apart the 1989 version of The Punisher as well as the 1987 nerd classic Masters of the Universe.

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