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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 297 - Hairline Dreams

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We touch up on a couple of movies based on Philip K. Dick science fiction stories...and spoiler alert...not the good ones you're used to. The week we roast through the Swedish film The Morning Patrol as well as the horrible Nicolas Cage film everyone loves to hate, Next. In this episode, we'll talk about what Sci Fi stories we want to see on the screen, we talk about the exact moment Nic Cage's career dies, and I do a lot of research to find the story Morning Patrol is based on. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 296 - Strawberry Moose Milk

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we do a could of Full Moon Entertainment  movies at the request of Full Moon themselves! Cheats picks a couple for us, and we roast through Lurking Fear and Slave Girls From Beyond Infinity. In this episode, you'll hear us come up with our own silly science fiction movie titles, Phil rages for being the only one to dislike one of the movies, and we we reflect on how Jeffrey Combs is an H.P. Lovecraft God. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 295 - Holy Guyver!

Hey Everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We pick a couple of surprisingly cool movies for Cheats to finish up our Holiday gifts. This week we roast through Guyver  and Guyver: Dark Hero. You'll hear us pick our preferred mega suit weapons, we rage about the lies that that Guyver movie cover tells us, and reiterate our hatred for Pandas. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 294 - Coen'ed The Phrase

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're giving Phil a couple of gifts this week and roast through a couple movies by some of his favorite directors, The Coen Brothers! This week we hit on Raising Arizona and The Hudsucker Proxy. In this episode, we talk about which Nic Cage character we'd hang out with (if we were forced to), we power up robot Cheats, and we go nuts about production companies ruining movies with their covers. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 293 - The John Landis Playbook

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're keeping the Holiday picks going and apologize for being so busy lately. In this episode we pick a couple of movies with Dehart's favorite things, vehicle explosions! We roast through Convoy and Steel Frontier. You'll hear us come up with out own CB handles, we explain old phrases to Phil, and Cheats talks about his defense mechanisms. Enjoy!

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