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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 16 - The Hulkamania Returns! Again!

Hulk Hogan uses Pounce attack!

Hello to all you Hulkamaniacs! You guessed it! It's another HULKAMANIA episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We always knew the Hulkster could stay away from our podcast as he is the MVP. In this episode, Mark, Philip, Travoid, and myself roast two of the NWO founder's worst movies in No Holds Barred and the 1998 made-for-tv The Ultimate Weapon. In this edition, we continue our streak of rape-filled movies, talk about the every-day wardrobe of a wrestler, and decide that Hulk Hogan truly does not know how to speak French. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/ Episode 15 - Ape-Shit Over Scientology!

Winner: Best Makeup department.Hello Man-Animals! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! In this podcast, Philip, Mark, Travis, and myself watched possibly the absolute worst Sci-Fi movie ever made in Battlefield Earth as well as harp on Tim Burton again from the remake of Planet of the Apes he decided to puke up in 2001.  In this podcast you will learn where "Jumping the shark" came from, you'll see that no matter how good the make-up  and cast are, it just doesn't make up for a shitty storyline and horrible directing, and your mind will be tested with the absolute lack of logic that is Battlefield Earth. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/ Episode 14 - There Should Only Be None.

That was the best lightning sex I've ever had.

Hello everyone! Welcome to another epic episode of Motion Picture Meltdown!  I know its been a short time since the last release, but we're trying to get back on schedule, and the Halloween episode was kind of a treat (or trick? mwhaha) for you guys. In this episode, Mark, Philip, and myself roast two of possibly the most retarded movies up to date. We roast Highlander and Highlander: The Quickening. In this podcast we go over the pure retardation that is Sean Connery acting as an Egyptian Scottish Spainard, the many non-ethnic faces of Christopher Lambert, being possessed by the devil doesn't compare to a wife's love, and that if you're immortal, you automatically can make subway trains go 500mph. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 13 - The Devil's Eyes

No reason, no conscience, no understanding

Happy Halloween to everyone from Motion Picture Meltdown! To go along with your trick or treating, Mark, Philip, and myself have a great special Halloween episode in store for you! We've gone back to 1978 to depict one of the most inspiring and staple horror flicks of all time, Jon Carpenter's Halloween, as well as go into great comparison and description between it and Rob Zombie's Halloween from 2007. In this episode, we talk about the scare factor of the unknown versus the known background of a serial killer, we compare motive to no motive, and not only do some harping on Rob Zombie's forced vulgarity, but also some natural harping on Cheats. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 12 - The Van Dammathon.

I have the power!!!!

Hello once again! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we travel back into my comfort zone, in the cushiony pillowyness of the 1980's as Mark, Philip, Trav and I it up a rarity in the MPM world and take on two martial arts movies, and combine some familiarity as we throw in Jean-Claude Van Damme and roast Bloodsport  and Kickboxer. There's no shortage of Asian racism in this one, as we discuss the full weapons grade bolognium that goes on. We talk about how being able to shimmy doesn't make you a badass, sometimes being the hero costs more money, and lets face it, anyone that gets a coconut dropped on their stomach from 100 feet isn't going to be ok. Enjoy!

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