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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.

Paranaelianomoly 

The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 

 

"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Tuesday
Dec182012

Motion Picture Meltdown - Month of Christmas Part 2: Frosty vs. Santa

Whatever you do...don't watch any further.

Hello everyone! We here at Motion Picture Meltdown hope your enjoying your Holiday season, and eating lots of shit to make you fat like us too! Here we are at week #2 of MPM's Month of Christmas. Unfortunately, Mark had some horse masturbating to do, so this week only Philip and myself get to roast two movies that can only be described as the the true meat and potatoes of what MPM roasting is all about. We podcast Jack Frost and Santa's Slay. In this episode, you'll hear things like  the do's and don'ts when it comes to doing wrestling moves in movies, how to make your own snowman killer from Hobby Lobby supplies, and that Bill Goldberg has to scare his children every night. Enjoy!

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Tuesday
Dec182012

Motion Picture Meltdown - Month of Christmas Part 1: Why's Christmas Gotta Be White? 

Creepy.

Happy Holidays, Motion Picture Meltdownites! Welcome to our very first Motion Picture Meltdown: Month of Christmas! This year, Mark, Philip, and myself have decided to devote the entire month of December to Christmas movies! We promise to mix it up and throw in some good with the usual terrible. Each week will be a different part of the special month as we close out our Season 4. But don't worry, we aren't going to break, and are going straight into Season 5 due to all that time we took off last year! Anyway! To kick off our special month, we're roasting the original Black Christmas as well as the 2006 remake. In this episode, you'll hear the likes of distinguishing good classic horror from bad, comparisons with other classic 70's horror flicks, and wow...one of us even liked one of these movies. Enjoy!

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Wednesday
Dec122012

Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 20 - Happy Thankskilling....Again!

Captain "Pie" Lot...Get it? Happy Thanksgiving Listeners! We know we're a bit late, but we just couldn't leave out this year's special Thanksgiving episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! After all the delicious foods had settled, Mark, Philip, and Myself decided to roast Thankskilling 3, and The Gingerdead Man. Both of these movies were SO bad that we could barely sit through them. Luckily for you, we did, so that you can hear us bitch about them. In this episode we talk about shitty dubstep and techno, ripping off the South Park guys, Gary Busey's removable mouth, and how small serial killers just aren't scary. Enjoy!

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Monday
Dec032012

Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 18 - Braaaaaaaaaains!

The Famous "Tar-Man"Hello everyone! Thanks for joing us for another fantastic episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry we've been running a little behind but be prepared to have your eardrums' asses kicked in the enxt month as I will be putting out more than Jenna Jamison! This episode, Mark, Phil, Travis, and myself, go over a couple of cult classic horror/comedies in Return of The Living Dead and Return of the Living Dead II. In this episode, we'll discuss the logic of eating brains to relieve pain, the anger that enters us when sequels try to ride the coatails to success, and we also talk about the fact that starting over and ruining your own continuity does not make things better. Enjoy!

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Saturday
Nov242012

Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 17: Running Out Of Air!

Little kid nightmare fuel.

Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We here at UC and MPM wish you all the start of a great Holiday season (Our Thanksgiving episode will be posted next week) and soon we will be kicking off a complete Christmas movie December...but first! Adding a couple more to the MPM/Schwarzenegger collection. In this episode, Mark, Travis, Phil, and myself roast The Running Man and Total Recall, some classic Arnold movies. In this podcast we decide what's logical in futuristic films, debate the necessity of scy-fy remakes, and never really fund out what party Rictor was going to. Enjoy!

 

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