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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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At least he looks like Vincent Price...right?

Hello again! Welcome to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This episode, Mark, Philip, and myself revisit the horror genere and decide to roast through the TERRIBLE remake of the classic The House on Haunted Hill as well as an obscure slasher-cannibalistic flick from the 80's known as Motel Hell. There's no shortage of awfulness between both of these movies, so there's plenty to laugh about! In this episode we talk about the sheer and GOD AWFUL acting of Chris Kattan and Taye Diggs, we talk about the plain in sight usage of major roller coasters as prodcut placement in films, as well as struggle to find the humor in killing and smoking family pets. Enjoy!

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MPM - S05/E13 - Off To The Races!

Its not THAT gimpy, right?

Hello again! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We apologize for the small delay, but with Father's Day, it took a little longer to get the episode up...but it doesn't matter because its here! This episode, Mark, Philip, and I take a rare trip back to the 1970's and roast through Roger Corman's Death Race 2000 as well as the Paul W. Anderson remake Death Race. In this episode, we talk about Jason Statham's one dimensional acting, the pros and cons of felacio offering GPS machines, and what it might feel like to be butt-flossed by a giant Rambo knife. Enjoy!

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MPM - S05/E12 - Insert 90's Kid Sports Movie Here.

You actually sat through this as an adult?

Hello again! Welcome to the newest episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Philip, Mark, and myself take a little trip back to our younger years an roast through two of the most classic (and let's not forget cliche) kid's sports movies of 90's, Space Jam and The Mighty Ducks. In this episode, we talk about Looney Toons sexism, the mere fact that Looney Toons have been ruined by white trash, the fact the Bill Murray can save anything, and the new segment: Where's Emilio? Enjoy!

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Welcome once again to another great episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry for the day delay, but we've been experiencing a few technical difficulties. Everything seems to be back on track as Mark, Philip, and myself dive back into the 80's fantasy genre and roast through Disney's DragonSlayer and the ever worthless Beast Master. In this pocast, we talk about the ridiculousness of "Yannosh" being a hero, the fact that Marc Singer looks like Bon Jovi, Luke Skywalker, and 80's Kevin Bacon had a butt baby, and the terrible logic of dying a tiger black, just to make it look more badass.

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MPM: S05/E10 - Schuck On My Corn-Cob!

This kid is obviously not up to shennanigans.

Hello everyone! Thanks again for checking out another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Happy belated Memorial Day weekend, and sorry for the late posting, but look at it this way, you get TWO great episodes this week! In this episode, Mark, Philip, and myself roast through two of the shittier (but far from the shittiest) Stephen King short story adaptations that have been brought to the big screen. The original 1984 Children of the Corn and 1990's Graveyard Shift. In this episode, we talk about the logic of a bunch of five-year olds taking over a redneck town, believing in God/Satan, Terrible ratborpion creatures, and vague responses to someone asking you about murders. Enjoy!

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