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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 267 - Handburgers & Footlongs

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're continuing Action April with Dehart making a couple blind picks. He chose these two movies based on their action-acclaimed directors, but we actually were a bit surprised. This week, we roast through Tony Scott's Domino as well as Michael Bay's Pain & Gain. In this episode, you'll hear us create our own action movies based on real people, we talk about when action directors leave their comfort zones, and Phil mentions that he hates both Top Gun and Point Break...again. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 266 - Hardcore Harry And The Hendersons

Hey everyone! Welcome back to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We know, we haven't posted in a couple weeks and we have a really sweet Riddick Trilogy episode coming to you soon, but we're gonna go ahead and jump into Action April and roast a couple of Cheats' picks. This week we go through Shoot Em Up! and Hardcore Henry. In this episode, we decide how much of ourselves we would make cyborgs, I go into motion sickness details, and Phil tries to defend Shoot Em Up by bringing up The Grey. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 265 - He Doesn't Give A Chete.

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're back to the trilogies this week and Phil picks a a great one to go with. He has us watch the popular Robert Rodriguez Mexico Trilogy. We roast through El Mariachi, Desperado, and Once Upon A Time In Mexico. In this episode, we decide on the worst Quentin Tarantino cameos, why Antonio Banderas became El Mariachi, and we're all very torn on Johnny Depp's performance in the third movie. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 264 - It's Always Judas

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown. We take a small break from trilogies this week while Cheats is out to cherish the acting career of the late, great Bill Paxton. Bill died a few weeks ago from surgery complications, and we decided to go through a couple of his movies. Due to having already podcast 9 movies with Bill Paxton in them, we did a blind pick called Brain Dead, and his directing debut movie that he also headlined, Frailty. In this episode, we talk about our favorite Paxton roles, we talk about what Clue: Bible Edition would be like, and try and figure out the divine weapons. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 263 - The Learned CHUD

Hey everyone! Welcome to our second trilogy episode for March! All this month Motion Picture Meltdown is doing trilogies. This week, Dehart makes the picks and chooses for us to check out the Dario Argento Three Mothers Trilogy. In this episode, we roast through Suspiria, Inferno, and Mother Of Tears. You'll hear us talk about the Occult Job Fair, the weirdness of Dario Argento always having to see his daughter naked, and we come up with a great name for a new pub. Enjoy!

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