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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 133 - Roald Dahl, The Dark Lord.

Hello everyone! Welcome to episode #133 of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil, Dehart, and myself step into the mind of classic children's book writer Roald Dahl's movie adaptations, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory as well as the 2009 Wes Anderson animated film, Fantastic Mr. Fox. In this episode you will hear us talk about our favorite Dahl inspired stories and movies, try and find insight on why Gene Wilder seems like such an asshole, and figure out exactly how Roald Dahl steals the souls of pure-of-heart children. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Monster Month of May Episode 122 - An Ox And A Moon

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! To continue the monster month of May we have moved on from giant monsters to the Egyptian past and have decided to roast through the original 1932 movie, The Mummy as well as the 1999 remake with Brendan Fraser. In this episode, you will  hear Dehart, Philip and myself  debate Karloff vs. Lugosi, discuss the MacGuyver Effects Man, and the various uses of Mummy Magic. Enjoy!

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MPM - Monster Month of May - Episode 119: It's Alive!!!!!! 

Hello everyone! Welcome to the Monster Month of May from Motion Picture Meltdown! The entire month, we'll be reviewing a classic horror movie, as well a more modern renditions of it! Starting out, we decided to go with possibly the most famous of classic movie monster, Frankenstein! We roast through the 1931 Boris Karloff version of Frankenstein as well as the 1994 remake entitled Mary Shelley's Frankenstein. In this episode, you'll hear Phil's distaste for naked wrestling, the many uses of embryonic fluid, and the realization that all of our childhood animal heroes are now dead and buried. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 118 - Required Class: Loch Ness Monster CRYPTO-L440

Hello everyone! Welcome to episode #118 of Motion Picture Meltdown! Philip, Dehart, and myself decide to all become certified "cryptozoologists" and roast through a couple of Loch Ness Monster creature feauture-type films. We cover the CGI/bad puppet filled crapfest known as Loch Ness Terror/Beyond Loch Ness as well as a surprisingly decent Werner Herzog Mockumentary entitled Incident at Loch Ness. In this episode, you'll hear us plug our new "certified cryptozoologist" program, you'll hear me laugh harder than I ever have on a podcast, as well as hear the correct demands from someone that explodes a dinosaur for you. Enjoy!

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Motion Picture Meltdown: Episode 117 - Tim Thomerson vs. Ross Perot.

Hey everyone! Welcome to episode #117 of Motion Picture Meltdown! We've decided to go back to the realm of the Trancers and continue the saga of Jack Deth and his fight against the evil Trancers. We decide to extend our Trancer knowledge by roasting the next two sequels in the series, Trancers III: Deth Lives and Trancers IV: Jack of Swords. In this episode, Philip, Dehart, and myself discuss the inprobability of anyone falling for the cut out eyes in a painting gag, we talk about the stupidity of naming a character Col. Daddy Muthur, and argue whether Tim Thomerson would shoot a move for $12 and some Taco Bell. Enjoy!

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