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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 257 - Ya'll Got Any More Of That Warp Drive?

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Finally the circle has come around to where I get to choose the movies, and I decide to make us roast through a couple science themed 80's movies. This week we go through My Science Project and Weird Science. In this episode, you'll hear us decide on out real/fictional science partners, we discuss the importance of a jerk-off room, and finally find a movie where Dennis Hopper isn't a douche. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 256 - Moon Tunes

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We're finally back in the regular rotation of things, and Phil picks a couple of time loop movies for us to go through. Tired of watching nothing but crap, he picks a movie he's always heard was good in Moon and a blind pick in the same genre, Haunter. In this episode, we talk about what we would do if we met our clones, we talk about whether clone murder is against the law, and wonder how many people know what sparkplugs look like. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 230 - Space Sausage Party

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! I have picked a couple of alien-centered science fiction films this week and although we thought they'd both be good...boy were we wrong. In this episode, we roast through the 1978 remake of Invasion of the Body Snatchers as well as the 1985 Academy Award winning Ron Howard film, Cocoon. This week, you'll hear us talk about whether we'd venture to space to see the unimaginable, Phil talks about what a "perfect" movie Cocoon is, and we all agree that Ron Howard is the third world country version of Steven Speilberg. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 218 - Yo, (Insemi)Noid!


Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! I picked the movies this week, as we jump back into the bread and butter (and pickled eggs?) of our podcast by roasting a couple of 1980's alien movies. In this episode, we get our fill of goop while we cover Inseminoid as well as an equally gooey and somehow even more messed up, Xtro. This week you'll hear us talk about our preferred method of planetary infiltration travel, Cheats will complain about goo and terrible movies (again), and Dehart wants to know why there isn't more inseminating. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 212 - Hamburgle Man

Hi everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil chooses the flicks as we take a trek down Kevin Bacon way and attempt to make retribution for the long-lost Kevin Bacon podcast a couple of years ago. In this episode, Phil, Cheats, Dehart and myself go through a couple of late 90's/early 2000's Bacon flicks, starting with Hollow Man and ending with Stir of Echoes. This week you'll hear us decide whether we'd rather be invisible or be able to talk to raped ghosts, we talk about the necessity of nose-holes in masks, and just really, really hate that cover of Paint it Black. Enjoy!

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