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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 208 - Shwarmageddon


Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil, Dehart, Cheats and myself go through a couple of Earth-ending asteroid movies that both come from the year 1998. In this episode, we roast through the huge Michael Bay hit, Armageddon as well as the FAR less good "Christian-themed" Deep Impact. In this episode, you'll hear all of our made up space sicknesses,  we talk about the fact that Armageddon is mostly one giant Aerosmith-accompanied montage, and we all talk about how Deep Impact just hammers us all over the head with religion. Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep. 207 - The Abominable Gleeson

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Cheats, Phil, Dehart and myself go through a couple of "Cyberpunk" movies from 2012. We roast through a remake we've all been dreading to review with the 2012 version of Total Recall as well as talk about one of the more pleasant lower-profile comic books movies that we all (well, most of us) have seen with the updated version of Dredd. In this episode, you will hear us decide what type of Rekall we'd go to...if there weren't any good ones available, you'll hear us all gang up on Cheats for his opinions, and you'll hear me question the decision to put Bill Weasley in everything. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 176 - Rock'em Sock'em Blowbots

Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! We hoped you enjoyed our Monster Month of May! This week, Dehart, Phil and myself decide to roast through some science fiction movies from the 1970's in the Michael Crichton written and directed film Westworld as well as it's terrible sequel, Futureworld. In this episode, we all pick amusement parks of our own creation, we talk about the "mad scientist theory" and question why geniuses don't just make money, and debate whether a new-age HBO series can save this franshise. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 170 - There's Never Anything Good on the Interocitor

Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week Phil, Dehart and myself go all the way back to the 1950's to go over a couple of the most classic science fiction films you can think of. We go through This Island Earth  a movie with one of the OG robots, Forbidden Planet. In this episode you will hear us talk about our favorite sub-genres of Science Fiction Film, we talk about the intergalactic gang-bang in Forbidden Planet, and also question why the Metaluna MutANT is consider one of Universal's original movie monsters. Enjoy!


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MPM: Ep.163 - Checked Into Input Rehab


Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week our old co-host Mark "The Shark" Hinton comes back to MPM to go through a couple of Phil's favorite movies. We jump back into the 1980's once again to roast that loveable robot Johnny 5 in Short Circuit and Short Circuit 2. In this episode, we all pick a movie robot to be our best friend, Phil rages at the mere thought of a Short Circuit remake, and we share an interesting piece of feedback about one of our most loyal listeners. Enjoy!

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