Listening Guide

This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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Entries in Sharks (6)


MPM: Ep. 279 - Sharticular Puns On Porpoise

Hey everyone! Welcome to another special (and late) Shark Week episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Once again Ed joins us as we dive in to another couple of shitty shark movies this year. In this episode, we go through one of the worst movies we've ever podcasted in Shark Exorcist as well as a 90 minute Go-Pro Ad, The Shallows. You'll hear us create our own demonic animal movies, Phil argues about using technology in movies, and not backing it up, and Dehart once again reveals his hatred for whales. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 231 - Dolphin Lundgren Fights A Shark

Happy Shark Week everyone! We here at Motion Picture Meltdown are never shy about roasting through terrible shark movies once a year, so we promise we have a good one for you during Shark Week 2016. In this episode, we turn to Netflix for a craptastic Dolph Lundgren acted piece of crap called Shark Lake, as well as an insanely popular movie from 1999 with possibly the best practical shark effects ever, wasted on such a crappy movie, Deep Blue Sea. You will hear us talk about our favorite non-Jaws shark movies, we decide that if you don't love Jesus, you're shark bait, and we reach an all-time high of puns on an episode. Enjoy! 

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MPM: Ep. 181 - Ghost Shark Chile Sauce

Happy Shark Week everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we here at MPM celebrate another year of Shark Week bt going through two SYFY channel shark movies (of course!). This week Ed joins us once again and Phil, Dehart and myself go through the terrible sequel to our previously roasted Sand Sharks called Avalanche Sharks as well as one of the more fun SYFY channel terrible shark movies known as Ghost Shark. In this episode you'll hear us all talk about what it takes to make a good shark movie, you'll hear the title when you graduate from mayor syndrome, and how the absence of boobs in a bad science fiction creature feature is looked down upon. Enjoy!

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UCP S4E24: TP Committee

This week on Unitedcypher Presents, Evan and DeHart discuss the important news issues of the day including the following:

Socialized toilet paper

Nose transplants

The Knights Who Say "Dude" (see Portland)

It's all the important information you need, delivered in spite of Grand Theft Auto V.  By the way, expect the latest Talks Over Games special on GTAV early next week.  It's a three parter rampage style.  In the meantime, enjoy.

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MPM - S05/E19 - SyFy Sharkathon!

Hello everyone and happy Shark Week! In celebration of the glorious week dedicated to our toothy friends of the sea, we've decided to once again roast two of the many, many terrible movies out there featuring them. This time, we dive into two more recent SYFY creations that pay homage to Roger Coreman. In this episode, we podcast about Sharktopus and the brand new Sharknado. In this podcast you'll hear Philip, Mark, and myself talk about the logic of blowing up tornados with bombs, discet Tara Reid's carreer, plastic surgery, and Playboy shoot, as well as move John Heard (dad from Home Alone) up in our MPM actor standings. Enjoy, and we hope this is a great way to end your 2013 Shark Week

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