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This section will feature the cream-of-the-crop, the best of the best when it comes to unitedcypher productions.  New to the site?  This is the perfect way to get an introduction to what we do!

"unitedcypher presents" is our show of other shows like Anime Alphabet and Fallout Forecast as well as older improv radio where nearly anything can happen, though it's mostly a compilation of our collective life experiences mixed with a bucket of lies and half-cocked accents.   

Anime Alphabet Series Wrap-up

The end of this series a good place to start.  Join Evan and DeHart as they reflect back on the completion of this 6 month project with special guest Cheats.  They relive some of the ups and downs of titles covered during the run of the show and serves as a good preview before going back and starting from the beginning.


The Mysteries of the Universe are unveiled!  Join ex-scientist and Poleitsher Prize winning war correspondant Paul Miller as he interviews a war veteran who was allegedly abducted and brain-raped by aliens, the publisher and co-author of a book on the aforementioned brain-rape, and a skeptic who thinks that both of them are denying the truth.... About Spacesquatch! 


"Motion Picture Meltdown" is a movie review podcast without the sponsors or the prestigious hollywood trappings.  It is produced by Stephen and hosted by Stephen, Philip, Cheats, and DeHart along with the occasional guests.  It's a fast paced show that's hilarious from start to finish.

Ep 139 - The Safe Word Is Banana Pudding!

Welcome back to Not-So Superhero September for Motion Picture Meltdown! We continue our theme with a couple of crappy super-hero movies from the 90's. Phil, DeHart, and Stephen get together with Joel Mengel from The Pod People Podcast once again to roast through Sam Raimi's Darkman as well as Blankman.

Ep 206 - I Murdered Your Father, Wearing Your Father.

This week we kick off the new year by roasting through a couple of John Woo action "classics" from the 1990's. We go over the 1993 hit starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Hard Target as well as John Woo's follow up from 1995, Face/Off.

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MPM: Ep. 274 - The Magnificent Sideburns 

Hey everyone! Now that May is over and we're headed into the Summer, we've decided to have our first-ever Mockbuster Month! You've heard of Summer Blockbusters right? Well this month is completely dedicated to movies released that are trying to ride the coat-tails of those big Summer hits. This week Cheats picks the movies and we go through Android Cop as well as Dead 7. In this episode, you'll hear us create our own Mockbusters, we talk about how lazy these movies are, and Cheats starts to hate the thing she loves. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep. 216 - Unhappy Listeners


Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! This week, Phil picks that movies as he, Dehart, Cheats and myself roast through a couple of "campy" movies. (See what I did there? *hits tiny drumset) In this episode we roast through Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers as well as the much looked forward to horror comedy creature feature, Zombeavers. In this week's episode, you'll hear Phil's totally unprepared podcast question about superpowers, you'll hear Cheats make the world's most obscure pun joke, and you'll hear about Phil's booby hatch being wide open for this episode. Enjoy!

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MPM: Ep 196 - Your Foster Zombies Are Dead


Hey everyone! Welcome to another episode to Motion Picture Meltdown! This week we continue to focus on an acclaimed horror director and go through a couple of movies directed by possibly one of the most underrated horror directors ever, Lucio Fulci! Cheats, Phil, Dehart and myself go through the 1978 classic cult film, Zombie as well as one of Fulci's more confusing and gory projects, The Beyond. In this episode, you will here us throw out our favorite zombie films, you will hear describe hell's parking lot, and Cheats and myself discuss whether character development is a necessity in zombie/horror movies. Enjoy!


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Motion Picture Meltdown: Season 4/Episode 18 - Braaaaaaaaaains!

The Famous "Tar-Man"Hello everyone! Thanks for joing us for another fantastic episode of Motion Picture Meltdown! Sorry we've been running a little behind but be prepared to have your eardrums' asses kicked in the enxt month as I will be putting out more than Jenna Jamison! This episode, Mark, Phil, Travis, and myself, go over a couple of cult classic horror/comedies in Return of The Living Dead and Return of the Living Dead II. In this episode, we'll discuss the logic of eating brains to relieve pain, the anger that enters us when sequels try to ride the coatails to success, and we also talk about the fact that starting over and ruining your own continuity does not make things better. Enjoy!

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UCP S3E07: This Is Your Bird On Ice

This episode, Evan, DeHart, and Shane discuss dogs on dope, zombies on public service announcements, ice packs on packages, and how to handle the resulting amputees.  If that last part isn't clear, package and bird are referring to penis euphemistically.  Check it out.

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